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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

Why did Democrats echo that Joe Biden was greater than FDR and should be put on Mt Rushmore? Why did Democrats vote for Biden blindly in the primaries and deny he was mentally impaired? Was it the lying media, or are Democrats ignorant and gullible?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Do you know a good lawyer joke?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Have you or anyone you know invested in cryptocurrencies before? If so, which one did you invest in and how much profit did you make?

Just Forget it!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?

share office space ...

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

'There's a huge amount that we don't understand': Why sperm is still so mysterious - BBC

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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