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11.06.2025 20:40

Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
No go.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why do some men love sucking cocks?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
As an atheist don't you really feel fear for committing sins which are not violating national laws?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are perceived or real slights interpreted as rejections and reality by pwBPD?
No, not a chance
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What do you think about wearing sheer pantyhose?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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What shocking family behavior did you read about in India?
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
share office space ...