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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:45

Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is it called iOS 26? What happened to iOS 19 for iPhone - 9to5Mac
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Do you know a good lawyer joke?
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Republicans, why do you support Kamala Harris over Donald Trump?
share office space ...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
'There's a huge amount that we don't understand': Why sperm is still so mysterious - BBC
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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